Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.

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Is it good if a blow dryer blows?

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids.

Anonymous

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

Anonymous

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

Anonymous

You know the speed of light; so what is the speed of dark?

Anonymous

It's 11PM, do you know where your pants are?

Anonymous

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

Anonymous

How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?

Anonymous

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Anonymous

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Anonymous

I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.

Socrates

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

Walter Bagehot

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.

Anonymous

We have to do the impossible, but it is possible.

Kevin Garnett