Fact of the Day
Monday, Apr 21
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.
If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way. - Homer Simpson
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So a few people won't get a few letters, boo hoo! You know the kind of stuff people write: 'Dear somebody you never heard of, how was so and so? Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah, Yours Truly, Some Bozo.' Big loss! - Homer Simpson
When I first heard that Marge was joining the police academy, I thought it would be fun and zany, like that movie... Spaceballs. But instead it was dark and disturbing, like that movie... Police Academy.