Fact of the Day
Thursday, Dec 12
In space, astronauts cannot cry properly, because there is no gravity, so the tears can't flow down their faces!
If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way. - Homer Simpson
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So a few people won't get a few letters, boo hoo! You know the kind of stuff people write: 'Dear somebody you never heard of, how was so and so? Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah, Yours Truly, Some Bozo.' Big loss! - Homer Simpson
When I first heard that Marge was joining the police academy, I thought it would be fun and zany, like that movie... Spaceballs. But instead it was dark and disturbing, like that movie... Police Academy.