Fact of the Day
Saturday, May 25
Mexico City is built on top of an underground resevoir!
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
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It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.
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