Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

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Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.

William Charles Dement

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Erma Bombeck

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

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