When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

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If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Sam Levenson

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

Albert King

You're born free, then you're taxed to death.

Anonymous

I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Woody Allen

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

Woody Allen

Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there.

Anonymous