I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.
You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing.
Henry Louis Mencken
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.
The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does!
What great energy, intelligence, and magnificent beautiful eyes... But enough about me, how are you doing?
If you know how many cupcakes I'm holding behind my back I'll give you both of them.
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