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I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.

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You come into the world with nothing, and the purpose of your life is to make something out of nothing.

Henry Louis Mencken

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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.

Woody Allen

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Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.

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The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does!

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