Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
Cleaning the house while your kids are still home is like shoveling while it's still snowing.
Anonymous
I found the hotel with the most stars in the world. It has an open roof so you can see them all.
Anonymous
Dear Diamond, we all know who is really a girl's best friend. Sincerely yours, Chocolate Cake.
Anonymous
My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.
Anonymous
Don't know where your kids are in the house? Turn off the internet and they'll show up quickly.
Anonymous
My prince is not coming on a white horse... He's obviously riding a turtle, and definitely lost.
Anonymous