Top 100 Funny Quotes
I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.
Anonymous
Learn from the mistakes of others, you can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
Groucho Marx
If you had to choose between eating tacos every day or being skinny for life would you choose hard or soft tacos?
Anonymous
Some friends are like the wind, some are like mountains. They come in and breeze out of your life, or they are there for a lifetime.
Anonymous
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