Top 100 Funny Quotes
My wife told me the other day that I don't take her to expensive places any more, so I took her to the gas station.
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You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you're full of energy and you can't wait to get to work? Me neither!
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It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
Anonymous
I'm gonna order a pizza 5 minutes before the new year, then when it arrives I'll say I ordered this last year.
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