Top 100 Funny Quotes
You know your driving is really terrible when your GPS says 'After 300 feet, stop and let me out!'
Anonymous
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!
Anonymous
That awkward moment you can't understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.
Anonymous
I know the voices in my head aren't real..... but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!
Anonymous
Do you ever go out, and then something happens and you think to yourself 'this is exactly why I don't go out'?
Anonymous
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.
Anonymous
I want to change my name on Facebook to "Nobody," so when I see someone posting something stupid I can Like their post and it will say "Nobody likes this."
Anonymous
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