Top 100 Funny Quotes
What animal can jump higher than a house? Any animal that can jump at all, because houses can't jump.
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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?
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There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of continuing.
Anonymous
I'm so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-top on top of it.
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I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.
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