Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
Life always has it's ups and downs. I like to up the music, down the drinks, and then relax and enjoy.
Anonymous
Instead of calling it the John I'm going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.
Anonymous
Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should be on a beach drinking margaritas.
Anonymous
Stop! You're under arrest for being too sexy. Your sentence is an eternity inside my heart.
Anonymous
Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I'm single because I'm a superhero.
Anonymous