Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
I don't understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can't remember why I walked into the kitchen.
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I don't understand what's bothering you honey, I bring you coffee in bed every morning, all you have to do is grind it.
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In grammar class the teacher asks her student: When you sing you say 'I sing' what do you say when your brother is singing? I say 'shut up you're a terrible singer'.
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A relationship with a best friend is like a sugarcane... You can crush it, shred it, grind it, squeeze it and it's still sweet.
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Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.
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Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper "Nobody cares!"
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Most of us don't realize it, but we're all part of something much bigger than ourselves, and we're all connected in some way, not just through Facebook.
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