Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?
Anonymous
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!
Anonymous
Me: We need to fall asleep. Brain: No, let's stay awake and think about every decision we made today.
Anonymous
My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work.
Anonymous
Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.
Anonymous