Funny Animal Quotes
You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.
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Pro Tip: In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place weiners and/or cheese slices in your pockets so the search dogs can find you first.
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Kids: How come the closet is completely full of toilet paper? Me: We're getting 3 cats, we have to pad all the walls in the house.
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When I finish eating something I have to show my hands to the dog, like I'm a blackjack dealer...
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What did the dog say after walking in the desert for hours? If I don't find a tree soon I'm gonna pee on myself.
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To be a good hunter you need good eyes, a steady hand, and a loud voice so you can yell for help when you're in a tree top.
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