Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it.
I'm not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too.
Stop texting me in the middle of texting you... now I have to change my text.
When the past comes knocking, don't answer. It has nothing new to tell you.
I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
Silence is golden, unless you have kids, then silence is just plain suspicious.
If everyone knew what I was thinking, I would get punched in the face a lot.
Life is too short to remove USB safely.
Yes of course I am athletic... I surf the Internet every day.
Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing!
I'm not feeling very worky today.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.
Life doesn't have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.
When you fall, I will be there to catch you - With love, the floor.
True love is truly amazing only when it's truly true.
Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.
Don't worry about what to wear today, your smile goes with any clothes.
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