Some people aren't just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.
How do you go to work? Forced! No, I mean how do you arrive there? Depressed.
Life is too short to worry about matching socks.
I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.
I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.
I'm not here to judge, I'm just pointing out all the mistakes you're making.
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket."
Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.
I love my computer because all my friends live inside it!
Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday.
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
Don't be stupid, it might make you famous.
Whoever said great things come in small packages hasn't seen my big screen TV.
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.
Just because it's a bad idea doesn't mean it won't be a good time.
When the past comes knocking, don't answer. It has nothing new to tell you.
Life is too short to remove USB safely.
There's just one legitimate synonym for Friday: boom shakalaka.
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