I don't need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry!
I finally found love... in Webster's dictionary, page 357 at the bottom right.
I've learned so much from my mistakes, I'm thinking of making a few more.
Marriage is like a hot bath, once you get used to it it's not so hot any more.
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
I don't understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free.
I may not know Karate, but I know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it.
True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people... together.
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
Life is always rocky when you're a gem.
My room is like the Bermuda triangle, stuff goes in and is never seen again.
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
You can stop driving me crazy, I can walk from here.
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
My advice is to never listen to any advice, not even this one.
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
Everyone wants your best! Don't let them take it away from you.
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