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Why is the sky blue? Sure there is an explanation, but lets just be thankful it's not red!
Being a couch potato is dangerous, someone may get hungry and eat you!
When I saw the monkeys at the zoo it reminded me of watching political debates on TV.
Don't press your luck, you might pop it.
Whether you give a crap or don't give a crap, nobody wants crap anyway!
Don't believe everything fortune cookies tells you. Just because they're sweet doesn't mean they're right.
A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back.
Retirement is great, you get to be your own boss and tell yourself to do nothing all day.
When is yelling during a robbery a bad idea? When you have gold teeth.
Drinking after work is fine, but if you really want to enjoy working then drink before work.
Being angry is not necessarily bad, some the best things were invented by angry people. Lamborghini didn't produce a single car until Enzo Ferrari made him angry.
I'm not afraid of flying, I'm afraid of not flying.
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