Beer is proof God Loves us and wants us to be happy.
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I finally found love... in Webster's dictionary, page 357 at the bottom right.
Be happy, it drives people crazy.
God please give me patients, good will and one million dollars. If that's too much then you can keep the patients and good will.
I'd take a nerf bullet for you.
A good mood like is like a balloon, one prick is all it takes to ruin it.
Today I was a hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle.
Everyone wants your happiness. Don't let them take it!!
I drank so much Vodka last night that this morning I woke up with a Russian accent.
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours.
What is the difference between having a cold beer and going to the bathroom? About 35 minutes.
Let's have a beer together, you can open it and I will drink it.
How do you know a man is thinking about his future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer.
In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is bacteria.
Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
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