Cool Funny Quotes

When I first heard that Marge was joining the police academy, I thought it would be fun and zany, like that movie -- Spaceballs. But instead it was dark and disturbing. Like that movie -- Police Academy.

If elected mayor, my first act will be to kill the whole lot of you and burn your town to cinders. - Willy

So a few people won't get a few letters, boo hoo! You know the kind of stuff people write: "Dear somebody you never heard of, how was so and so? Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah, Yours Truly, Some Bozo." Big loss! - Homer

See, I got this friend named...Joey Jo-Jo...Junior...Shabadoo -- Homer

I'm Troy McClure, and I'll leave you with what we all came here to see: hardcore nudity!