Cool Funny Quotes

No,please don't eat me. I have a wife and kids,eat them. - Homer

"Press any key to continue, where's the any key?" - Homer

Oh, man! We killed Mr. Burns! Mr. Burns is gonna be so mad! - Homer

Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you? - Homer

I hope I didn't brain my damage... - Homer

I wonder where Bart is, his dinner's getting all cold... and eaten. - Homer

If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way. - Homer

What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up back here anyway. - Homer

Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals!... except the weasels. - Homer

I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff... and I want in. - Homer