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A penny saved is ridiculous.
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It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.
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Gene Police: You!! Out Of The Pool!
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If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
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Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers.
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It's 11PM, do you know where your pants are?
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Your mama is so fat, when she sings, its over.
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Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.
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This is a quantum car. I don't know where I am, but I'm going really fast.
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It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
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