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Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.
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I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
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A penny saved is ridiculous.
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Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?
An offer you can't understand.
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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids.
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How do you get a Kleenex to dance?
Put a little boogy in it!
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All generalizations are false, including this one.
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It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.
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What's brown and sits on a piano bench?
Beethoven's First Movement.
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