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There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
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Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.
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Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.
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I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
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A penny saved is ridiculous.
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Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?
An offer you can't understand.
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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids.
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How do you get a Kleenex to dance?
Put a little boogy in it!
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All generalizations are false, including this one.
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