All quotes and one-liners are automatically sorted by their rank. Quotes that suck will be deleted, so please vote if you think a quote sucks or rocks!

Funny Quotes > Quotes Listing - Page 8

Pages: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million.
Rating: 3.02/5
Rate It:   12345


"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." -George W. Bush
Rating: 3.02/5
Rate It:   12345


He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor. - Paddy O'Dea
Rating: 3.02/5
Rate It:   12345


What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?
An offer you can't understand.
Rating: 3.01/5
Rate It:   12345


Note - The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.
Rating: 3.01/5
Rate It:   12345




You know the speed of light;so what is the speed of dark ?
Rating: 3.01/5
Rate It:   12345


I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
Rating: 3/5
Rate It:   12345


Who are you and how did you get in here? Frank: I'm a locksmith. And... I'm a locksmith...
Rating: 3/5
Rate It:   12345


"Fragile. Do not drop." -- Posted on a Boeing 757
Rating: 3/5
Rate It:   12345


I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
Rating: 2.98/5
Rate It:   12345


<<< Previous Funny Quotes Page

Pages: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9

Thank you for visiting our funny quotes website. We hope you found the best hilarious funny quotes. For more funny stuff, commercials and pictures, check out our links! They have some of the best funny stuff on the net.