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"Fragile. Do not drop." -- Posted on a Boeing 757
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Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?
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My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates
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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
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This is a quantum car. I don't know where I am, but I'm going really fast.
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Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million.
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You know the speed of light;so what is the speed of dark ?
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Gene Police: You!! Out Of The Pool!
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Your mama is so fat, when she sings, its over.
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There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
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