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Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.
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Son, employees are like mules. Some you stand in front of and coax them along with a carrot. Some you stand behind and kick them in the ass. The key to managemeant is knowing which mules are which.
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In God we trust; all others must pay cash.
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Who are you and how did you get in here? Frank: I'm a locksmith. And... I'm a locksmith...
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Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.
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"Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back." - Al Bundy
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Note - The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.
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If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives.
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It's 11PM, do you know where your pants are?
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Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!
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