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My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates
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There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side.
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Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
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Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
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Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
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If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives.
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Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!
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What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'
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Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.
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