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"Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back." - Al Bundy
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You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. -Homer Simpson
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The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch
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All generalizations are false, including this one.
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Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
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What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?
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I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them. - George Bush
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Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.
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There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
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There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
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