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There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side.
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"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." -George W. Bush
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Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
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If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
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I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
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There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
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The road to success is always under construction.
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Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
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Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.
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Son, employees are like mules. Some you stand in front of and coax them along with a carrot. Some you stand behind and kick them in the ass. The key to managemeant is knowing which mules are which.
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