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After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
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Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
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There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side.
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"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." -George W. Bush
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Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
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If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
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I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
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There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
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The road to success is always under construction.
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Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
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