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Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. A. Whitney Brown
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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. Lily Tomlin
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"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway." - Joey Adams
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them. - George Bush
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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein
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"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."
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He who laughs last didn't get it.
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When there's a will, I want to be in it.
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