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If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
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Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable. - Mrs. White, (Clue 1985)
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Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
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Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
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I could've eaten Alphabits and crapped out a better essay!!
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Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
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The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
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What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?
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How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He Admits Hes lost?
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