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I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
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I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman
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"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway." - Joey Adams
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Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. A. Whitney Brown
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Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
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I could've eaten Alphabits and crapped out a better essay!!
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How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He Admits Hes lost?
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Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
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