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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
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You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. -Homer Simpson
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Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
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Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
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I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman
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The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
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Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
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When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
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