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It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.
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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson
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Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
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You laugh because I'm different...........
I laugh cause I just farted!
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What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'
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Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
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What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
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"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams
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Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
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