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UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
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Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
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Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."
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Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows.
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"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."
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Sexy Unix Commands: date; unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp; yes; uptime;
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Want to Make $$$$ with your Computer? No Risk! Simply press shift-4 four times in a row
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Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
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Q: How does Bill Gates screw in a lightbulb?
A: He doesn't. He declares darkness the industry standard.
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..... Ya see, we at Microsoft believe in making computing easier! What could be easier for consumers than having only ONE choice of software?!?
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