Great Quotes
Funny quotes about great things and being great.
I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.
Dave Barry
What great energy, intelligence, and magnificent beautiful eyes... But enough about me, how are you doing?
Anonymous
Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day!
Anonymous
Taking a shower is awesome, it makes you feel nice and clean, makes you sound like a great singer, and helps you make all of life's decisions.
Anonymous
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