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I don't have a drinking problem, I have thirst problem.
I don't have a drinking problem, I have thirst problem. Anonymous
Short Quotes
Alcohol doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean... against tables, chairs and walls.
Alcohol doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean... against tables, chairs and walls. Anonymous
Sayings
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. Dave Barry
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I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge. Anonymous
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Alcohol kills brain cells slowly, but that never bothered me because I'm not in a hurry.
Alcohol kills brain cells slowly, but that never bothered me because I'm not in a hurry. Anonymous
Never Quotes Stupid Quotes
What is the difference between having a cold beer and going to the bathroom? About 35 minutes. Anonymous
Beer Quotes Questions
Alcohol, what's that? It's not in my vodkabulary, but let me check in whiskypedia.
Alcohol, what's that? It's not in my vodkabulary, but let me check in whiskypedia. Anonymous
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Hate your job? Join our support group! It’s called EVERYBODY. We meet at the bar.
Hate your job? Join our support group! It’s called EVERYBODY. We meet at the bar.

Drew Carey

Work Quotes
Don't drink to forget me, you'll end up seeing me double. - Anonymous
Don't drink to forget me, you'll end up seeing me double. Anonymous
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Give a man a fish and he will have food for one day. Teach him to catch fish and he will spend all day at the lake drinking beer.
Give a man a fish and he will have food for one day. Teach him to catch fish and he will spend all day at the lake drinking beer. Anonymous
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I drank so much Vodka last night that this morning I woke up with a Russian accent. - Anonymous
I drank so much Vodka last night that this morning I woke up with a Russian accent. Anonymous
Statements
Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should be on a beach drinking margaritas. - Anonymous
Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should be on a beach drinking margaritas. Anonymous
Life Quotes
Not to brag but I don't even need alcohol to make really bad decisions. - Anonymous
Not to brag but I don't even need alcohol to make really bad decisions. Anonymous
Short Quotes
Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me. Anonymous
Beer Quotes World Quotes
Covid Health tip: If you hold a can of beer in both hands, you can't touch your face. Anonymous
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