If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss Bank.

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Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

There was a time when people said, 'Jim, if you keep on making faces, your face will freeze like that.' Now they just say, 'Pay him!'

Jim Carey

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.

Albert Einstein

Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

Anonymous

In God we trust; all others must pay cash.

Anonymous

I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them.

George W. Bush

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.

Albert Einstein

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

Mark Twain

There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.

Melanie Griffith

The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.

Albert Einstein

I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.

Ronnie Shakes

What is the one machine at your local gym you should use to impress the ladies? The bank machine.

Anonymous