Fact of the Day

Thursday, Dec 18
John F. Kennedy was buried without his brain after it misteriously dissappeared during the autopsy! It is the most famous lost piece in the world.

If elected mayor, my first act will be to kill the whole lot of you and burn your town to cinders. - Willy the Groundskeeper

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