Fact of the Day
Tuesday, Nov 25
No high jumper has ever been able to stay off the ground for more than one second.
If elected mayor, my first act will be to kill the whole lot of you and burn your town to cinders. - Willy the Groundskeeper
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When I first heard that Marge was joining the police academy, I thought it would be fun and zany, like that movie... Spaceballs. But instead it was dark and disturbing, like that movie... Police Academy.
So a few people won't get a few letters, boo hoo! You know the kind of stuff people write: 'Dear somebody you never heard of, how was so and so? Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah, Yours Truly, Some Bozo.' Big loss! - Homer Simpson