If elected mayor, my first act will be to kill the whole lot of you and burn your town to cinders. - Willy the Groundskeeper

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When I first heard that Marge was joining the police academy, I thought it would be fun and zany, like that movie... Spaceballs. But instead it was dark and disturbing, like that movie... Police Academy.

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I'm Troy McClure, and I'll leave you with what we all came here to see: hardcore nudity!

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'Press any key to continue, where's the any key?' - Homer Simpson

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No, please don't eat me. I have a wife and kids,eat them. - Homer Simpson

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So a few people won't get a few letters, boo hoo! You know the kind of stuff people write: 'Dear somebody you never heard of, how was so and so? Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah, Yours Truly, Some Bozo.' Big loss! - Homer Simpson

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Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals!... Except the weasels. - Homer Simpson

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The first person who decided to say a word instead of throwing a rock can be considered the starter of civilization.

Sigmund Freud