Fact of the Day

Thursday, Apr 24
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

If elected mayor, my first act will be to kill the whole lot of you and burn your town to cinders. - Willy the Groundskeeper

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