Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.
More Quotes by Sam Levenson
Don't be stupid, it might make you famous.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
Note - The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.
When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it.
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers.
If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
Don't ask me anything, and I won't tell you any lies.
Did you ever notice, whenever you need your keys the most, that's when they're the hardest to find?
Always run away from temptations... but slowly, so they can catch up to you.
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