Monday, Sep 1 99% of people cannot lick their elbow.
Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad.
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I wish that all of my enemies had three cars parked in front of their house. An ambulance, fire truck and police car.
Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.
Oh, man! We killed Mr. Burns! Mr. Burns is gonna be so mad! - Homer Simpson
Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.
I love everyone! I love to be around some people, I love to stay away from others, and some I'd just love to punch right in the face!
You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared!