Being a couch potato is dangerous, someone may get hungry and eat you!

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Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories.

Anonymous

No, please don't eat me. I have a wife and kids,eat them. - Homer Simpson

Simpsons

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

Mark Twain

I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days.

Anonymous

I'm so sorry about what I said when I was hungry.

Anonymous

Is the chemical aftertaste the reason why people eat hot dogs, or is it some kind of bonus?

Neil Gaiman