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The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.

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Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control.

Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control. Anonymous

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When I saw the monkeys at the zoo it reminded me of watching political debates on TV. Anonymous

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There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer. - CoolFunnyQuotes.com

There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer. Anonymous

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Whoever said great things come in small packages hasn't seen my big screen TV. - CoolFunnyQuotes.com

Whoever said great things come in small packages hasn't seen my big screen TV. Anonymous

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Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real. - CoolFunnyQuotes.com

Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real. Anonymous

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Three monkeys escaped from the zoo, one was caught watching TV, the other playing hockey, and the third one was caught reading this quote! - Anonymous

Three monkeys escaped from the zoo, one was caught watching TV, the other playing hockey, and the third one was caught reading this quote! Anonymous

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Minimum wage is like work enthusiasm, it disappears quickly. - Anonymous

Minimum wage is like work enthusiasm, it disappears quickly. Anonymous

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Work is just something I'm doing until I win the lottery. - Anonymous

Work is just something I'm doing until I win the lottery. Anonymous

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The traffic is so slow today that I read two books, ate lunch, dinner, replied to all my emails, and I still haven't got to work yet. - Anonymous

The traffic is so slow today that I read two books, ate lunch, dinner, replied to all my emails, and I still haven't got to work yet. Anonymous

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Sure, I do marathons. On Netflix. - Anonymous

Sure, I do marathons. On Netflix. Anonymous

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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

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