Sunday, Dec 21 The can opener was invented 48 years after the can.
It's 11PM, do you know where your pants are?
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You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths.
Steven Alexander Wright
You know the speed of light; so what is the speed of dark?
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.