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I'm looking to buy a new boomerang, how can I throw the old one out?

I'm looking to buy a new boomerang, how can I throw the old one out?

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To make time fly, throw your watch out the window. - Anonymous

To make time fly, throw your watch out the window. Anonymous

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Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

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My grandpa's car is so old; when he parked in front of a museum, they towed his car inside the museum.

My grandpa's car is so old; when he parked in front of a museum, they towed his car inside the museum. Anonymous

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Silence is golden. Too bad nobody is buying.

Silence is golden. Too bad nobody is buying. Anonymous

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There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. Anonymous

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You laugh because I'm different...........
I laugh cause I just farted! - Anonymous

You laugh because I'm different........... I laugh cause I just farted! Anonymous

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When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room. - Woody Allen

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room. Woody Allen

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Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. - Anonymous

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. Anonymous

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After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."

Ronnie Shakes

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Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery. Anonymous

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I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them. - George W. Bush

I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them.

George W. Bush

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