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My hobbies include eating and complaining that I've gained too much weight.

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I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge. Anonymous

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I thought about losing weight once, but I don't like losing. Anonymous

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Dear Santa, this year I'd like a fat bank account, and a thin body... please don't confuse the two like you did last time. Anonymous

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Alcohol doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean... against tables, chairs and walls. Anonymous

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I love my six pack so much, I protect is with a layer of fat. Anonymous

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The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat. Anonymous

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I eat cake because it's someone's birthday somewhere today. Anonymous

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How does a train eat? Chew, Chew... Anonymous

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$Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them. - Anonymous$

Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them. Anonymous

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If you don't cut the cake in pieces and just eat the whole cake, then you only had one piece. Anonymous

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Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. Anonymous

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