What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

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Never stand between a dog and the fire hydrant.

John Peer

What did the dog say after walking in the desert for hours? If I don't find a tree soon I'm gonna pee on myself.

Anonymous

Newspaper Ad. FREE PUPPIES: Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbors dog.

Anonymous

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

Doug Larson

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing, right in your ear.

Dave Barry

If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?

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How does the healthy dog bark? Ruff Ruff.
How does the cold dog bark ? Scarf Scarf.
How does the confused dog bark? Wutf? Wutf?

Anonymous