Why do nerds confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because OCT31=DEC25.
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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.
Charles M. Schulz
Note - The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.
Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.
'Press any key to continue, where's the any key?' - Homer Simpson
Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips.
What does the computer programmer say to his fellow programmer when he asks him to borrow $1000? I'll give you 1024 to make it even.
What does a homeless person do the first time you let them use a computer? Searches through the recycle bin.
Christmas is a competition between who gives up first: Your feet or your wallet.
Christmas is the time when you buy presents with the money from next year.