Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
What animal can jump higher than a house? Any animal that can jump at all, because houses can't jump.
Anonymous
Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
Anonymous
Cavities are like parking tickets, they show up by surprise and take all your pocket money.
Anonymous
Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It's like Facebook in real life.
Anonymous
I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.
Anonymous