Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
Some of the greatest ideas of all time have come to people during Math class... none of which had anything to do with Math.
Anonymous
I know how to live my life to the fullest.. but let's speak later after I finish playing some computer games.
Anonymous
Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
Anonymous
According to Archimedes' principle, what happens when you jump in a bathtub full of water? Answer: The phone rings.
Anonymous
I know the voices in my head aren't real..... but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!
Anonymous
A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours.
Anonymous