Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
Never trust someone who takes hours to text you back, but when you hang out with them they check their phone every minute.
Anonymous
It's so hot outside that I went to buy vegetables, and by the time I got home they turned into soup already.
Anonymous
It's better to shut up and give the impression that you're stupid than to say something and erase all doubt.
Anonymous
Why was the rabbit chasing the frog? Because the frog kept calling out "riaabit.. riabbit.."
Anonymous
A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours.
Anonymous
Zoning out is your brain's way of saying "You look bored. Let me take you to a better place."
Anonymous