Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
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I know the voices in my head aren't real..... but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!
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The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'
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Never trust someone who takes hours to text you back, but when you hang out with them they check their phone every minute.
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Sharks are not so bad... If a stranger came into my house wearing only a bathing suit, I'd probably get angry too.
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It's so hot outside that I went to buy vegetables, and by the time I got home they turned into soup already.
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It's better to shut up and give the impression that you're stupid than to say something and erase all doubt.
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Why was the rabbit chasing the frog? Because the frog kept calling out "riaabit.. riabbit.."
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