Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.

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Note - The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.

Anonymous

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

Sam Levenson

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Sam Levenson

Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers.

Leonard Brandwein

If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.

Anonymous

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

Charles M. Schulz

Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.

Sam Levenson

I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.

Steven Alexander Wright

I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.

Socrates

Don't be stupid, it might make you famous.

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The world today doesn't make sense, so why should I paint pictures that do?

Pablo Picasso