Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
More Quotes by Albert Einstein
Note - The key to a good relationship is the key. Give me back the key.
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers.
If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
Charles M. Schulz
Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.
I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
Steven Alexander Wright
I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.
Don't be stupid, it might make you famous.
The world today doesn't make sense, so why should I paint pictures that do?
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